Showing posts with label audiobooks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label audiobooks. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 24, 2026

booking freakboy: IT CAME FROM THE CLOSET (QUEER REFLECTIONS OF HORROR) edited by Joe Vallese

I love horror films, from classic to modern and everything in between.  So, when I stumbled upon IT CAME FROM THE CLOSET on Audible, I knew I was going to listen.  I didn’t check out the synopsis, so I assumed it was about the rare horror films with LGBTQ+ characters.  I was pleasantly surprised to be mostly wrong.  
Cover of the audiobook, it came from the closet, shows a tombstone with the title on it and a rainbow in the background with a hand reaching up from the ground, but with a limp wrist
IT CAME FROM THE CLOSET is a collection of essays from LGBTQ+ writers on how they found connections and even themselves in horror films.  It’s refreshing to hear a variety of queer voices telling their stories in conjunction with a genre that has a history of either demonizing or outright ignoring the LGBTQ+ community.  Each writer weaves a personal story, relating his/her/their life experiences with a favorite horror film.  One truly surprising aspect is the wide array of horror films mentioned.  Sure, FRIDAY THE 13TH and HALLOWEEN are there, but never in my wildest imagination would I’ve expected to hear people personally relating to the original GODZILLA or the 1980’s remake of THE BLOB.  All of these essays got me thinking about my connection with a horror film from my youth and a real life experience.  
Poster for a nightmare on Elm Street, part two, Freddy’s revenge, shows the main character holding a woman while looking in the mirror. The mirror’s  reflection shows a disfigured  face and Freddy’s glove where his hand is. Tagline reads the man of your dreams is back.
Even when others stated it was the worst in the film series or complained the male protagonist screamed like a girl, I enjoyed the 1985 sequel A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET PART 2: FREDDY’S REVENGE I was around 13 years old when I first saw this much maligned entry in the Elm Street franchise on HBO.  While I didn’t love it as much as the first film, I was drawn to Part 2 for reasons I may not have fully understood at the time.  
Jesse Walsh sits at the back of the bus in a scene from a nightmare on Elm Street part two Freddy’s revenge.
In the opening scene, we see Jesse Walsh surrounded by peers in a school bus, but still he seems isolated, alone.  I knew that feeling all too well.  The relating increased as we see Jesse being tormented by his gym teacher and dealing with something inside of himself.  Much like Jesse struggling with nightmares of Freddy Krueger trying to take over his body, I knew I had to stay silent about the queer thoughts inside me.  Jesse is ultimately saved from Freddy by the love of a woman.  Though, in the end, Freddy is still there, clawing his way out.
Freddy’s face pushes outward from the inside of Jesse‘s chest in a scene from a nightmare on Elm Street part two Freddy’s revenge.
The most memorable scene for me in A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET PART 2: FREDDY’S REVENGE is when Jesse, who may or may not be having a nightmare, visits what is referred to as a queer S&M joint in the film.  Once inside, Jesse is confronted by his leather-clad gym teacher.  Nothing sexual happens between the two, but the scene intrigued my 13-year-old self.  It felt dangerous and alluring.  Dangerous in the sense that my ultra-conservative, ultra-religious hometown would implode at the idea of such a place.  Alluring in the sense that it looked like a place for outsiders like me.  
The leather clad gym teacher stares at Jesse at the bar in a scene from a nightmare on Elm Street part two Freddy’s revenge.
Maybe that scene is why, at around 13, when I was washing my hands in the restroom at a Wendy’s Restaurant, I stared at the man using the urinal near the sink.  There was a small privacy wall, but I could see he was wearing black jeans, a black leather jacket and a pair of dark sunglasses.  His dark blond hair was slicked back and he looked dangerous and alluring, like he could’ve stepped out of that queer S&M joint.  He must’ve sensed my eyes fixated on him because he looked at me and then asked, “Do you like girls?”  

I recall his voice sounding deep, but neither gruff nor accusing.  Even at 13, I understood what he was really asking, but I didn’t feel threatened.  I just felt overwhelmingly nervous at being seen.  So, I answered, “Yes,” and quickly finished washing my hands.  Nothing more was said and I didn’t look at him as I left the restroom to rejoin my family in the dining area.  However, once seated, I watched the bathroom door and the man had an amused smile on his face as he left the restaurant.  

I never told anyone about this Wendy’s Restaurant encounter, probably because I knew people would freak out, even though nothing happened.  It was just an intense moment where my love of horror films and my queer life intersected.  At least, unlike Jesse and his gym teacher, my experience didn’t end in bloodshed.  Though it might have if I had answered his question differently. 
Freddy Krueger is slashing at the back of the gym teacher in a scene from a nightmare on Elm Street part two Freddy’s revenge.
In conclusion…
Just like any collection, there are stories you’ll like better than others, but all are fascinating and powerful in their own ways.  The final essay about SLEEPAWAY CAMP is one of my favorites.  So, if you love horror and you’re on the LGBTQ+ 🌈 spectrum, or you’re an ally, then IT CAME FROM THE CLOSET might be the book for you! 

Freak Out, 
JLH 

P.S. click a pic 👇 for more queer horror…
A woman holds a glass of milk to a young man’s mouth

A man stares blankly forward.

A blue wavy watery image with text that reads riverside by john L. Harmon
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Wednesday, January 28, 2026

booking freakboy: BLOOD SPLATTERS QUICKLY by Edward D. Wood, Jr. (2014)

I am in the third month of a cheap three month trial of Audible.  Of course, I searched for some of my favorite authors, such as Ira Levin and Jacqueline Susann.  Yes, this search also included Ed Wood, the infamous cross-dressing filmmaker.  I truly did not expect to find any audiobooks of his work, but lo and behold, there was one.  
Stark white cover of the audiobook of Blood splatters quickly by Edward D. Wood, jr.
BLOOD SPLATTERS QUICKLY collects a variety of stories from Ed Wood originally published in pulp and nudie magazines in the early 1970’s.  Much like his filmography, the stories cover Ed’s favorite genres.  Horror, crime and sex fill each page, or track, as the case may be.  There is little doubt these stories are from the late, great Wood.  Dialogue is occasionally lifted directly from his films (“Beware. Take care.”) and Angora sweaters are featured more than once. 

Like other short story collections, there are hits and misses.  A few of them really stand out for me.  “Dracula Revisited” felt like a love letter to Bela Lugosi as a man investigates the myth of the legendary vampire.  “The Night the Banshee Cried” is about an undead woman roaming fresh from the grave and it was easy to picture Vampira from PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE As for Ed’s penchant for wearing traditionally feminine clothes, he used it to best effect in the title story “Blood Splatters Quickly” as a man seeks revenge for his sister’s death. 

As I’ve said in past reviews, Edward D. Wood, Jr. might have been heterosexual, but he wasn’t straight.  Two stories involving queer men dares to break stereotypes and includes progressive ideas, highlighting Ed as an ally, at least.  “The Autograph” is about a reporter interviewing a Hollywood cowboy who has just come out of the closet.  It’s easy to picture John Wayne as the cowboy, which adds an amusing touch.  “Superfruit” is sadly not about a gay superhero, but is about a queer man seeking business advice from a friend after losing his partner.  It really is more interesting than it sounds

There is one story that made me feel physically nauseous.  “Breasts of the Chicken” is about a man who pays a fortune for a very specific delicacy.  It’s so disturbing and wrong that I almost skipped this story, but the twist ending is so perfectly demented and hilarious that I forgive the unbridled grossness leading up to it. 

A confusing highlight is “Come Inn.”  Within the first paragraph, I realized I knew this story.  Turned out “Come Inn” is sort of a Reader’s Digest Condensed version of Ed’s 1971 adult film NECROMANIA: A TALE OF WEIRD LOVE It covers the entire plot of a young couple going to a necromancer for their sexual problems in 20 minutes.  Strangely, Wood also wrote an expanded novelization of NECROMANIA in 1972 called “The Only House.”  Having experienced all three, I’d say the film is best, but the short story is more accessible to less adventurous Ed Wood fans. 

In conclusion… 
Just like the films of Edward D. Wood, Jr, this collection of short stories intrigued me, made me laugh, caused me to raise an eyebrow and occasionally inspired an eye roll.  So, if you’re an Ed Wood fan who hasn’t read his books, BLOOD SPLATTERS QUICKLY is a good introduction to his literary world.  If you already enjoy his longer efforts, then you know exactly what to expect from these short stories. 

Freak Out, 
JLH 

P.S. click a pic ⤵️ for more Wood… 
Two shirtless men stand provocatively on a page from the book, To make a homo

Picture of Ed wood wearing an angora sweater from the book nightmare of ecstasy

A man in drag in a scene from the film take it out in trade.
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Tuesday, December 30, 2025

Goodbye, 2025!

I allowed negativity to overwhelm me this year.  Negativity from the world, from my country, from my town and from the voices in my head.  
My poetry and some of my reviews reflect this negative vibe slithering beneath my skin.  Even my most viewed post is a bad review of a new film.  In my defense, WEAPONS really isn’t very good.  

However, 2025 wasn’t all doom & gloom.  I released the DARK EXCURSIONS ebook series and STURGEONS (the complete serials) as audiobooks through Audible. 
There was also a new e-book, paperback and truly amusing audiobook release!  I wrote Whasome’s Dreck (a short parody) a long time ago.  After unearthing this gem, I felt the world needed my satirical take on Dawson’s Creek.  Not sure if the world agrees. 
I also managed to release a few videos for The FreakOptic Files They still make me laugh, which is my ultimate goal.
As for the coming year, I hope to write more.  There are poems to compose and crazy films to review, including a couple of recently found lost Andy Milligan titles, if Severin releases them in 2026. 

Thank you to anyone who has read or listened to my words in 2025.  I am forever grateful for your encouragement and support! 

Freak Out, 
JLH

P.S.  After releasing Whasome’s Dreck, I decided to give the John L. Harmon literary completists a gift by finally releasing Bubba’s Truck (a short story) as a paperback.   
Bubbas truck a short story by John L. Harmon

Friday, December 12, 2025

Whasome’s Dreck (OFFICIAL SHAMELESS BOOK PLUG TRAILER)

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Cover of Whasome’s Dreck (a short parody) by John L. Harmon, with text that reads…  “Satire so sharp it will slice through your eyeballs!” - Compensated Famous Author. “A love letter to teen dramas written in blood and set on fire!” - John L. Harmon, internationally known indie author. “It will probably end up on some sort of list!” - The New York Grimes. “Unmitigated crap!” - Michael Yarrington, fictional public figure.


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A grayish cat sniffs a copy of Whasome’s Dreck (a short parody) by John L. Harmon
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Wednesday, June 4, 2025

STURGEONS (the complete audiobook)

Just in time for Pride Month!

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My queer take on 1950’s sci-fi/horror and its emotionally cataclysmic aftermath is now an Audible audiobook

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Sturgeons the complete serials audible audiobook
Yes, STURGEONS (the complete serials) is still available as an ebook, paperback and hardcover from an Amazon near you!
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Sturgeons the complete serials ebook, paperback and hardcover editions

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why haven’t you experienced Dark Excursions?

Friday, May 23, 2025

DARK EXCURSIONS (the audiobook series)

Why haven’t you experienced…
Dark excursions

Are you hesitant to get swept up in the romance between the one-armed gardener and the former stable boy? 
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Are you afraid you’ll see yourself in the manipulative matriarch and feel proud? 
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Are you worried you’ll get turned on as the Russian tennis instructor smacks his balls around the court? 
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Are you skittish to discover what wretchedly ugly thing is buried beneath the beautiful hollyhock garden? 
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Cast aside all fears and experience the DARK EXCURSIONS series as  4 audiobooks from Audible! 
Dark excursions  first set audiobook
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Dark excursions  second set audiobook
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Dark excursions  third set audiobook
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Dark excursions  fourth set audiobook
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Yes, you can still experience DARK EXCURSIONS as an ebook series or a 4-in-1 paperback at an Amazon near you! 
Dark excursions first set, plus, dark excursions second set, plus Dark excursions third set, plus, Dark excursions fourth set, equals, Dark excursions the complete set

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VISION BENT (half-blind poems) is also available as an Audible audiobook! 
Vision bent half blind poems audiobook
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An audiobook outtake from editing DARK EXCURSIONS: first set… 
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