This post is part of The Seventh So Bad It's Good Blogathon, hosted by Rebecca of Taking Up Room from February 21-23, 2025.
This haunted house flick starts with a bang! Two in fact! A seemingly happy couple, dressed in their wedding attire, are dancing to an old record of the Wedding March. In a romantic moment, the husband reaches for a gun and murders his wife before taking his own life.
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| Home Sweet murder home. |
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| Is that a ghost in your pants or are you just happy to see me? |
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| Toasting the death of fashion. |
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| Just say no to housewarming parties! |
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| The ghostly bride won’t tell, but I will! |
The priest dies, which finally convinces Johnathan and Carol to get the hell out of there! While Johnathan is loading the car, Carol starts chatting with the ghostly bride. Carol says she doesn’t want to leave and the ghostly bride tells her she and Johnathan can stay if they don’t renovate the house. However, when Johnathan enters, he finds Carol with a crazed look in her eyes, holding hands with both the ghostly bride and the ghostly groom. Cut to the ghosts joyously watching Johnathan and Carol reenacting their murder-suicide and then cut to a For Sale sign outside of the now presumably double haunted house.
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| Just another Milligan happy ending! |
(Ann: “I can’t even get any love from my own mother.”
Mother: “You got plenty of that nasty stuff when you were in pigtails.”)
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| A mother‘s work is never done. |
However, despite or maybe because of the deficiencies, I enjoy CARNAGE. The squeaky sound effects whenever an object moves is endearingly goofy. There is unintentional humor in the maid’s less than scared reaction as the ghost bride torments her. Some of the ultra-low budget gore effects are surprisingly somewhat effective. Plus, we are treated to the Milligan staple of a pitchfork to the neck! Oh, and obviously there is also Ann and her enjoyably bitchy mother, who may not be as crazy abusive as other Milligan mommies, but their often less than loving interaction brings a much needed bit of edge to the film.
(Ann: “Oh, mother…”
Mother: “Stop that right now! The last thing I want is to play mother to a crying brat.”)
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| “Now shut up and drink your breakfast!” |
CARNAGE is the least “Andy Milligan” Milligan film. Even my sister said it felt different than his other films I’ve subjected her to. Still, I always find myself enjoying the nonsense when I pop in the disc from THE DUNGEON OF ANDY MILLIGAN box set. So, if you’re in a low-budget ghostly mood, pour yourself a cup of tea and call a priest because CARNAGE may be the so bad it’s good haunted house flick for you!
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| May the filmic gods have mercy on your soul |
JLH





































