Tuesday, November 21, 2023

The Blackening vs. Asteroid City

As you know, thanks to my Jesus Revolution vs, Cocaine Bear post, I enjoy experiencing a cinematic whiplash double feature.  One weekend, back in the days of VHS and rental stores, I even rented Psycho IV: The Beginning and The Rescuers Down Under, which left the video store owner very confused. 

I was recently browsing through the increasingly shrinking movie area of Wal-Mart when I spotted two films.  With my Mad Scientist Glasses on, I could decipher the titles, but I double-checked with my sister for confirmation. 

I had heard of The Blackening and knew I wanted to see it.  I knew nothing of Asteroid City, but even without being able to decipher the smaller text on the blu-ray cover, I was certain it was a Wes Anderson film.  Going against my usual “wait for streaming or the $5 bin” attitude about new films I didn’t see in the theater, I purchased both titles.
Blu-ray of the blackening shows 7 black people peering over a game board.  A cabin is at the center of the board with an arrow sticking out if it.  The tag line reads, We can’t all die first.   Further text reads, "THE FIRST GREAT HORROR COMEDY OF THE POST GET OUT ERA" - Indie wire.
screenplay by Tracy Oliver & Dewayne Perkins / directed by Tim Story
THE BLACKENING is a clever piece of social commentary wrapped up in a suspenseful and hilarious horror film filled with characters you actually hope live to the end!  I did figure out the twist, but this did not diminish my enjoyment in the slightest!  Oh, and I hope Antoinette Robertson becomes a major household name!  Seriously, see her in The Blackening and in her brilliant role in the Netflix series of Dear White People!  
Photo of actress Antoinette Robertson

Blu-ray of asteroid city shows three white people standing in front of a desert town with a kid flying with a jet pack in the light blue sky
story by Wes Anderson & Roman Coppola / directed by Wes Anderson
ASTEROID CITY wants so hard to be a clever, quirky, sci-fi nostalgia trip , populated by a buttload of familiar actors, but writer/director Wes Anderson has drank his own Kool-Aid, resulting in a big bland piece of meh.  Seriously, the only time I reacted to Asteroid City was when a character flicked on a lighter after pumping gas.  The low-key ridiculous scene felt like an amusingly authentic 1950’s American moment.  Oh, and I did ask my sister during a different scene if Tom Hanks is in this film.  SPOILER ALERT: He is. 

In conclusion…
I think you can guess which film I’m keeping and which one I’m donating to the library.  

Thank you for reading or listening to my half-blind words.

Freak Out, 
JLH 

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Three books by john L. Harmon includes Vision bent (half-blind poems).  Sturgeons (the complete serials).  Dark excursions (the complete set)

4 comments:

  1. I haven't seen The Blackening yet, but I love the tagline "We can't all die first." I fully agree with your take on Asteroid City. I've greatly enjoyed Wes Anderson's films over the years, but he's taken the "cutesy ironic" thing to its ultimate conclusion, and he needs to reset.

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    1. Thanks for stopping by, Brian! I was a little nervous about criticizing Wes Anderson, but I'm relieved to know I'm not alone in my thoughts on asteroid city!

      Oh, and I totally recommend the blackening!!

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  2. Nice write-up, John! I've heard good things about The Blackening, but not a lot of details. Perhaps that's for the best, so I can go into it fresh. Too bad about Asteroid City, but I guess Anderson can only dip into the well so many times before everything gets stale.

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    1. Thanks, Barry!!
      The less you know about the blackening, the more fun the surprises are! Please let me know what you think when you seen it!

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