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Saturday, December 31, 2022

Flushing away 2022…

2022 hasn’t been complete crap, but there’s been plenty of it, both personally and worldwide. So here is a New Year’s card I made for my sister (and others) at the end of 2003.

A folded piece of paper with handwritten text that reads, A forget me. Not! Card. The initials JLH are in the bottom left corner.

Handwritten text reads, Margaret, Have an un-crappy new year! John. P.S. We can only hope. Below the text is a cartoon of two women standing by a public restroom. “What a stench,” remarks the curly blond haired woman. “I can’t even open my eyes!” exclaims the smooth red haired woman. A flushing sound emerges from the restroom and an underground pipe, connected to a water fountain, begins gurgling. “I am so thirsty,” thinks a brown haired man as he approaches the fountain with water flowing out. Meanwhile, am eavesdropping underground troll questions what is happening on the surface.

My sister and I unearthed this 19-year old relic during the process of moving this year and it seemed appropriate. So, have an un-crappy New Year and thanks for visiting. I think my blog has finally earned its name this year and hopefully I’ll continue to open up a bag of freak on all of you in 2023! 🤪

Freak Out,

JLH

P.S. Click the pic ⤵️ for my most viewed tale of 2022…

A scene of two nice boys staring at the camera in Ed wood’s take it out in trade

Sunday, September 11, 2022

Confessional Toilets

Come unto this john, ye’ heathens, and confess!

Dump your sins before me and beg for forgiveness!

Shake off the remaining transgressions from your wretched soul!

Flush your trespasses and then kneel to wash your hands for absolution!

Purified, until you once again come unto this john, bloated with the odorous stench of unholy wickedness!

A hallway with two bathrooms side by side with a cross on the far wall

(rinse & repeat)

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Thank you for reading or listening to my half-blind words!

Freak Out,

JLH

P.S. click the pic ⤵️ for more toilet humor…

…but DON’T click this other pic ⤵️ if Confessional Toilets offended you… 😉

Friday, October 8, 2021

a photographic study of a tiny john (or the day I used a literal water closet)

I spent Thursday the 7th with my friend and part-time muse Jody. For something different, we traveled to a small town near my small town for a lunch and sight-seeing excursion. Well, we experienced something very different at an eating establishment.

A long view of two slender doors in a restaurant

A cow holding a plaque that reads… TURN SIDEWAYS. Suck It up. COME ON IN.

A cow holding a plaque that reads… IF YOU SPRINKLE WHEN YOU TINKLE, BE A SWEETIE & WIPE THE SEATIE

The bright lighting in the little bathroom minimized the claustrophobic sensation. It was definitely a unique experience and the Philly Cheese Steak Sandwich was delicious! (Sorry, I didn’t snap a pic of it)

Thank you for reading or listening to my half-blind words and experiencing my toilet photography! 🚽 📸

Freak Out,

JLH

P.S. a different water closet post…

http://freakboyzone.blogspot.com/2016/08/the-water-closet-horror-parts-1-2.html