Wednesday, January 29, 2014

THE DUST BUNNIES OF DARKNESS



I’ve been so wrapped up in preparing Dark Excursions: first set for a potential print edition (please cross your fingers, toes or whatever you can cross) that I have been rather neglectful of my blog.

To remedy this situation, here is a short subject (I am not a poet) that I wrote ten years ago with my tongue planted firmly in my cheek…
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THE DUST BUNNIES OF DARKNESS
 
I stand here with my dust bunnies of darkness
Born from the morbid recesses of my mind
Where all the dank and sorrowful memories are stored
Waiting to be used for future self-torture
 
The dust bunnies of darkness, once fully realized
Leave my mind, hopping their way down
Down to the cavity where my heart once existed
Before it was torn from my body
 
Ripped and shredded right in front of me
Watching helpless as my heart fell apart
Sliced into a pile of crimson cardiac ribbons
Then stomped on for good measure
 
The dust bunnies of darkness reside in my heartless place
Festering bitterness and oozing apathy
Growing larger with each passing day
Until I am complacent with their control
Soon they will infect my entire soul
And I will be lost to their cynical ways
 
Is there no turning back from this numbing edge of oblivion?
Will I be able to reach the proverbial broom
to sweep the dust bunnies of darkness away?
The only answer I dare speak,
I don’t know.
 
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John L. Harmon
May 2004
 
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If this wasn’t enough tongue-in-cheek negativity for you, you may enjoy  Negative Pop Song
 
JLH

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

LATEXED


I hate to see my blog have nothing new this week, which would make an interesting blog entry itself, so I dusted off a "short subject" from 2010 for you to enjoy.
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This was inspired by something I nearly stepped on...


LATEXED

by John L. Harmon

 
On the sidewalk it laid
For all to see
Crumpled and soiled
A lover's sheath

Purpose fulfilled
Preventing conception, disease
Though perhaps nothing more
Than a lost teenage dream

And there it remained
For all to avoid
Dusty and discarded
Useful no more

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3-19-2010

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JLH

Thursday, January 9, 2014

The Library Cat



Just spent my last time with TLC.

He rubbed my hand and then I picked him up.  On my lap, he curled up and slept for a bit.  His chin and one of his paws resting on my hand.  Purring like he had just found his place in the world.

Had to leave his room for the night or I would never leave.

Didn’t feel like going home.

Don’t really feel like staying around the library.

Nowhere else to go, so I figured I would escape into the numbness of the internet for a bit.

He is old and, even though I would deny it to the ends of the earth, it is time.

Tomorrow morning at 9 o’clock there will be one less library cat in the world and that library will be quieter and lonelier for a while.
 
Safe journey, old friend...

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Darkening Sturgeons: Chapter Twenty-Six


Irony.
The new year is beginning as this particular piece of blog fiction is ending.
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DARKENING STURGEONS
Chapter Twenty-Six
by John L. Harmon
 
    Ben, leading the way, does not look back as the explosions rock the air.  He only focuses on the destination ahead, while alternating sun and shade strobe-lights across his determined face.
    An incline begins, gradual at first but then steepening.  Trees thin out a bit about halfway up but several claim the top of Stickler Hill.  Ben now stands among them, catching his breath and seeing what he needs to see.
    He does not notice the birds flying gracefully in the light blue sky.  He does not register the squirrels playfully darting here and there in the trees.  He does not perceive the discarded bananas and prophylactics of a Sunday morning picnic scattered a few feet away.
    This once quaint, charming, even beautiful town now resembles a war zone.  The massive amounts of trees in the residential areas are gone.  What homes and buildings remain are half-destroyed, jutting out of the earth like jagged gravestones.  And covering the ground like a blanket of dark snow is Stickler’s presumably dead collection.  This is the result Ben was aiming for when he shot up the laboratory, but he sees that Stickler was right.  They were too late.
    Clyde, nearly out of breath, steps up beside his superior.  Before a word is spoken, he takes in the destruction below.  The sight of his hometown, ravaged beyond comprehension and at the hands of his childhood boogeyman, nearly defeats him.  He wants to scream until his throat is riddled with blood, but instead he begins to whisper a grim question.
    “Do you think Leslie and Joe…?”
    “I don’t know.”
    The oppressive feeling of having lost everything threatens to morph into utter despondency when Sam and Christine reach the top of Stickler Hill.  Flanking either side of the law enforcement duo, they absorb the ruins below.  While there is no longtime connection to Sturgeons, they feel a nearly overwhelming sadness for the men between them.
    Believing it may add a smidge of comfort, Samuel gently offers Ben the item he grabbed from the entryway, “You forgot this.”
    He accepts the item with a whispered thank you, noticing the lack of labcoat on Samuel Dwyer.  This causes Ben to look down at his own ragged, dirty uniform and then out upon the vestiges of his hometown.  So much loss.  So much devastation, but now it’s over.  With this realization he passes the beige hat of Lawrence to Clyde.
    “Ben, I can’t…”
    “Sturgeons needs to be rebuilt, Clyde, and with it a new Sheriff.”
    Clyde Woodhouse hesitates for a second before accepting the beige but still feels doubtful, “What about you?”
    “I’ll be around,” Ben answers, momentarily thinking about his dream of writing a novel in shorthand, “but right now…”  He turns to the complex man who has been in his thoughts since last night.  “Samuel Dwyer, I am going to kiss you.”
    Samuel nudges up his black frames and flashes a smile more becoming than any smile he has flashed before, “It’s about time, Benjamin Straker.”  Time slows as two souls unite with a first kiss born out of mutual respect and attraction.
    Clyde nods his head approvingly, pleased that Ben will have no need for an online dating service.  He turns, putting on the beige hat of Straker, and faces his sizzlin’ Saturday night date.  “I don’t know if I trust you, Dr. Abernathy.”
    “That is fine,” Christine smiles at the sweet man standing before her, “because I trust you, Sheriff Woodhouse.”  Their kiss, while not their first, joins them in a way they did not fully anticipate.
    As the new duos kiss like there is no tomorrow, on one side of them the Stickler family home continues to burn with unrestrained fury and on the other side, beyond the collection-covered stillness of an annihilated Sturgeons, Lake Pontoon shimmers peacefully in the brilliant afternoon sun.
 
                                   THE  END
 
 
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NOTE from 2022) - 
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A huge thank you to all those who have taken the time to read my wayward, voice-activated internet search inspired blog fiction.
Please keep in mind that while Darkening Sturgeons has ended, my blog has not.
Until whatever comes next...
...be it fiction, non-fiction or criminally bad poetry...
...be well, Readers, and Freak Out,
JLH
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Monday, December 30, 2013

Darkening Sturgeons: Chapter Twenty-Five


My blog fiction continues...
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DARKENING STURGEONS

Chapter Twenty-Five

by John L. Harmon

    Eugene Raymond Stickler, quite unscathed, physically, bellows with unmitigated fury as his old and new scientific technology erupts in sparks and flames.  Sheriff Benjamin Straker continues to aim and fire his empty gun until his Chief Deputy snaps him out of it.

    “Okay, Ben, you’ve raged against the machines.  Now let’s get the hell out of here before this place blows!”

    “Yes,” Ben agrees, as if just waking up, “I need to see.”  He shoots a glance at the now dead television monitor, pivots and exits the growing chaos of the laboratory.

    Clyde begins to follow but is stopped by Christine.  “What about Stickler?”  The swelling noise drowns out his aggressively blunt answer, but she gives an understanding nod at the intense expression on his face.  She nearly follows the Chief Deputy out before realizing her co-worker has yet to depart this dangerous scene.

    Samuel, standing perfectly still, studies Eugene Raymond Stickler’s futile attempts to gain control over the uncontrollable inferno.  Even a fire extinguisher has little to no effect on the burning equipment.  The notion of all of this technology, all of this genius, wasted on a nefarious, destructive scheme has a life-altering effect on the young doctor.  He rips off his labcoat, having placed the debatably effective black gadget into a white pocket, and flings the physical representation of his life into the licking flames.

    Christine, respecting this silent, emotional decision, grabs his arm and as a team they run.  Through the narrow hallway, as sizzling, metallic popping echoes after them.  Through the unimportant living area, as a steady rumbling begins under foot.  Into the entryway, where Sam grabs a forgotten item on their way to the assumed safety of outdoors.

    The afternoon sun is blinding but they keep running along the forgotten gravel drive, past the unkempt shrubs.  Ahead of them is Clyde exiting the not-so-rusted massive gate, glancing over his shoulder to check if they are following.  They are and they do, out the gate and into the woods as the sound of multiple explosions rock the air.
 
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Click CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX to conclude.

Until next year, Readers, be well and Freak Out,
JLH
 

Monday, December 23, 2013

Darkening Sturgeons: Chapter Twenty-Four


My piece of blog fiction continues...
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DARKENING STURGEONS

Chapter Twenty-Four

By John L. Harmon

    “Gone.”

    One word.  One deep, deliberate word slams against Sheriff Benjamin Straker like a cannonball, but he takes a cue from its speaker, keeping the painful reaction hidden deep inside.  Deep inside, where he already knows the answer to his next question, but he must be certain.

    “Gone where?”

    “Lester Lawrence has joined Bob Kinney, the perverted Schroder boy, and many other residents of Sturgeons in oblivion.”  For a microscopic moment, the matter-of-fact expression of Eugene Raymond Stickler twitches into delight.

    Ben registers this delight, but, while keeping his gun aimed, refrains from pulling the trigger.  No matter how tempting it is.  Instead he fires yet another question.  A question he has a visual answer to, but not a verbal explanation.

    “How?”

    “My collection.”

    “Your what?” fires Christine, as her attention is drawn away from the surrounding scientific technology.

    “Gnats,” Eugene Raymond Stickler answers simply, with a proud, nearly fatherly glint in his eyes.  “Genetically and cybernetically altered gnats that can swim, swarm and devour at my command, to be precise.”

    “But…” Samuel joins the conversation, struggling to find words after such a massively bizarre explanation, “…our readings indicate natural energy, atmospheric even, but cybernetics would…”

    Before Sam can continue, a wide, knowing smile creeps across the face of Eugene Raymond Stickler, sufficiently stifling his voice.  It becomes obvious to those paying attention that there is more going on than what is being said.

    Questions develop in this moment of silent stillness.  Scientific queries occur to Christine and Sam, while only one word forms in Ben’s mind.  One word born of emotion…why…but before it can be asked, Clyde inadvertently answers it with barely a whisper.

    “Ben, look at this.”

    The television monitor, which Clyde has been entranced with since entering this laboratory, becomes the center of attention, causing the Sheriff to turn away from Stickler and lower his gun.  On the flat, wide screen, images of buildings from various positions and angles flash before their astonished eyes.

    It is disturbing enough for Ben to realize that Stickler has the whole town wired, but then the truth becomes far worse.  He sees the darkness—Stickler’s so-called collection—enveloping and laying waste to Sturgeons.

    “I have always hated this town,” Eugene Raymond Stickler states dispassionately.

    Sheriff Benjamin Straker steadily turns, aims and fires his gun until all that remains is empty clicking.
 
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Click CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE to continue.

Until next time, Readers, be well and Freak Out,
JLH

 

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Darkening Sturgeons: Chapter Twenty-Three


After a brief sci-fi holiday break, my continuing blog fiction continues...
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DARKENING STURGEONS

Chapter Twenty-Three

by John L. Harmon

    “Too late for what, Stickler?” Chief Deputy Clyde Woodhouse demands as he steps up beside his superior, confronting his childhood boogeyman face-to-face.

    “I see there is no need for introductions,” Eugene Raymond Stickler half chuckles in his deep, deliberate tone.

    Sheriff Benjamin Straker, eyes locked with the seemingly refined gentleman, formulates his own question.  Working back to Lawrence resigning and then his empty house, to now with the parked moving van and Stickler mentioning the former sheriff’s name, it all adds up to one thing for Ben.  “Where is Lester Lawrence?”

    Not even a flicker of recognition or fear passes over the face of Eugene Raymond Stickler, as if nothing can faze him.  “I see you’ve been through quite an ordeal to get here,” referring to Ben’s disheveled clothes, “so, perhaps you should all come inside.”  He turns around with the expectation to follow, “For I have nothing to hide anymore.”

    The law enforcement duo enter first, followed closely behind by the scientific duo.  A comfortable entryway greets them, complete with a coatrack and numerous shelves and pegs for shoes, purses, and the like.  Their guide, after silently motioning for Ben to relegate the beige hat of Lawrence to a peg, takes them through to an expansive living area full of ornate fixtures and paintings.  All of which are dusty, neglected, and deemed unimportant to the owner.

    Eugene Raymond Stickler begins a deep, deliberate explanation of sorts as they continue to walk through the living area.  He mentions how Lester Lawrence, while no genius, managed to connect the dots from his yearbook.

    “How did you change the color of that sturgeon, if you don’t mind me asking?” Dr. Samuel Dwyer interrupts, aching to know the answer.

    “It was all merely smoke and mirrors,” their guide answers matter-of-factly, “but it impressed the hell out of those judges.”

    Samuel nudges up his glasses, feeling rather disappointed at the mundane answer.  A quick glance at Dr. Christine Abernathy’s smirking face shows she assumed as much.

    “Yet, that trick inspired me,” Eugene Raymond Stickler continues, entering a long, narrow hallway.

    “But where is Lawrence?” Ben asks again, determined for an answer.

    “He came here all in a tizzy about the disappearance of Bob Kinney, swearing he had never heard of such a thing, that is, until he remembered my little science fair project.”

    “You are not answering my question, Mr. Stickler.”

    “Oh, but I am Sheriff Straker,” he states with an air of familiarity, proving there was truly no need for introductions.  “Lester Lawrence demanded to know what was happening, so I told him…and showed him.”

    As if he designed the scene for added punch, Eugene Raymond Stickler opens a door at the end of the hallway and escorts them into a room.  A massive room that can be best described as a laboratory with an impressive television monitor to one side.  He stops in the center and proudly turns to gage his expected guests’ reactions.

    Christine and Sam stare in awe over the mixture of old and new scientific technology surrounding them.  Clyde is in a near trance-like state staring at the familiar scenes flashing on the television monitor.  Ben, without taking his eyes away from Stickler, swiftly pulls out his gun, clicks off the safety, aims and fires a question.

    “For the last time, where is Lawrence?”
 
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Click CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR to continue.

Until next time, Readers, be well and Freak Out,
JLH