Saturday, September 27, 2025

The Handy-Dandy Helpful Junk Jaunt Doomsday Guide!

Are you living in constant fear that the psychopaths disguised as world leaders will carelessly start World War III? 

Are you scared that the interstellar visitors in our solar system are comets or asteroids heading for a direct impact with Earth? 

Are you freaking out that those interstellar visitors might actually be an alien invasion fleet coming to conquer humanity?  

Well, if you answered YES to any of those End-of-the-World Scenarios… 

FEAR NO MORE!  

All your Doomsday Preparation Needs can be found along the Junk Jaunt in Broken Bow, Nebraska! 
A city limit sign reads broken bow, Nebraska. Population 3,599. Another sign reads tree city USA. Arbor Day foundation. 40 years.
Enter at your own risk!
Stock your Fallout Shelter  Pantry with a 15 ounce can of crisp, refreshing water because less is more!  
An old, rusty tin can with an off white label reads water for fallout shelter. Contents 15 ounces.
Just skim the rust off!
Grab a Geiger counter to aid in detecting those pesky radiation leaks in your DIY Fallout Shelter! 
A bright yellow Geiger counter sets on a table.
Safety first!
Pick up a homemade figurine to support a local artist and to brighten up your otherwise drab Fallout Shelter! 
A metal statue of the Grim Reaper in its traditionally black robed, scythe wielding representation.
Stylish & inevitable!
If you don’t have a Fallout Shelter, just Duck and Cover!  

Freak Out, 
JLH 

P.S.  Don’t forget to stock your Fallout Shelter Library with titles you’ll want to read over and over again during the Alien Occupation or Nuclear Winter, whichever comes first! 
Three books by John L Harmon available from Amazon, include dark excursions the complete set, sturgeons the complete serials and vision bent half blind poems
Future post-apocalyptic bestsellers!

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6 comments:

  1. Realweegiemidget ReviewsSeptember 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM

    Love the reading matter, but the water looks a wee bit dodgy

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    1. John L. HarmonSeptember 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM

      Thanks! I’m sure the water is as fresh as it was 60 years ago! lol

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM

    thanks for giving guidance for the upcoming disaster! :)

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  3. Barry P.September 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM

    Well, at least now I know where to go for all of my pre- post-apocalyptic needs. Fun post!

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