Come unto this john, ye’ heathens, and confess!
Dump your sins before me and beg for forgiveness!
Shake off the remaining transgressions from your wretched soul!
Flush your trespasses and then kneel to wash your hands for absolution!
Purified, until you once again come unto this john, bloated with the odorous stench of unholy wickedness!
(rinse & repeat)
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Thank you for reading or listening to my half-blind words!
Freak Out,
JLH
P.S. click the pic ⤵️ for more toilet humor…
…but DON’T click this other pic ⤵️ if Confessional Toilets offended you… 😉
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ReplyDeleteThis place would be at home in a John Waters movie! 🤣 Do you think the toilets use holy water? 🤔
ReplyDeleteHoly water is the only thing that makes sense, barry! Lol
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