...is all I knew about my blind date when I borrowed it from the library. Wrapped in fresh, clean newspaper, with only a small rectangle cut out to expose the bar code, this book was one of many set out for a Valentine's Day reading promotion.
One of the groovy librarians at my public library, fittingly enough, borrowed the idea from another library in another town. I believe the purpose of this promotion was to encourage readers to step outside his or her literary comfort zones and take a chance on the unknown. Borrow a wrapped book, take it home, and get to know an author you may have overlooked in the past. It was as simple as that, and there would be no hard feelings if the book was returned without finishing it. Sometimes a blind date just doesn't work out.
There were genres of every sort as I scanned the wrapped books on display. I was tempted by a mystery/suspense novel, but then the above description caught my eye. First, I liked that it was labeled Fiction, because that meant it could be anything! Second, as I told the groovy librarians while I checked out my blind date book, "You had me at Damaged people." Then I rushed home and proceeded to carefully open the newspaper on one end. Gently I slipped the book out little by little until I was face to face with...
Honestly, the cover as a whole didn't do much for or against me and I never heard of the author, so that didn't influence me one way or another. It was, however, the title that sent a poetic spark through my entire being. I grinned with the growing suspicion that I would seriously enjoy The Handbook for Lightning Strike Survivors by Michele Young Stone.
Most people, at this point, would probably have flipped open the cover and read the inside jacket. Being whatever it is I am, I decided, before unwrapping my blind date book, that I would read it without knowing any other information than the librarian's synopsis, the cover and the title. So, I gleefully skipped the inside flap and began my blind date with the author's words.
I'm not going to spoil this book with a review. Going on a blind date with a book is a fantastic literary experience, and it would be terrible of me to prevent you the same opportunity. Now, go forth, Readers, and start your own blind date book.
I will give you this...my growing suspicion was correct and then some.
Be well, Readers, and Freak Out,
JLH
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Thursday, February 13, 2014
Monday, February 10, 2014
expression
The following short subject was inspired by a series
of physically and emotionally raw photographs I experienced today.
expression
Wrap me in your shadows
blurring the lines of us
Break away my lonely void
dissolving it with yours
Depict our fervent longings
under brilliant, blinding views
Until we become a single silhouette
with nothing in-between
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2-10-2014
John L. Harmon
Friday, February 7, 2014
Random Writing Thoughts
I am always
late.
I didn’t
learn to tie my shoelaces until I was in 2nd grade. Believe me, it helps when you have a really
good friend who doesn’t judge you as she ties them for you during recess.
Be well and Freak Out,
JLH
JLH
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
THE DUST BUNNIES OF DARKNESS
I’ve been so wrapped up in preparing Dark Excursions: first set for a
potential print edition (please cross your fingers, toes or whatever you can cross) that I have been
rather neglectful of my blog.
To remedy this situation, here is a short subject (I am not a poet) that I wrote ten years ago with my tongue planted firmly in my cheek…
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THE
DUST BUNNIES OF DARKNESS
I stand here with my dust bunnies of darkness
Born from the morbid recesses of my mind
Where all the dank and sorrowful memories are stored
Waiting to be used for future self-torture
The dust bunnies of darkness, once fully realized
Leave my mind, hopping their way down
Down to the cavity where my heart once existed
Before it was torn from my body
Ripped and shredded right in front of me
Watching helpless as my heart fell apart
Sliced into a pile of crimson cardiac ribbons
Then stomped on for good measure
The dust bunnies of darkness reside in my heartless
place
Festering bitterness and oozing apathy
Growing larger with each passing day
Until I am complacent with their control
Soon they will infect my entire soul
And I will be lost to their cynical ways
Is there no turning back from this numbing edge of
oblivion?
Will I be able to reach the proverbial broom
to sweep the dust bunnies of darkness away?
The only answer I dare speak,
I
don’t know.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
John L. Harmon
May 2004
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If this wasn’t enough tongue-in-cheek negativity for
you, you may enjoy Negative Pop Song
JLH
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
LATEXED
I hate to see my blog have nothing new this week, which would make an interesting blog entry itself, so I dusted off a "short subject" from 2010 for you to enjoy.
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This was inspired by
something I nearly stepped on...
LATEXED
by John L. Harmon
For all to see
Crumpled and soiled
A lover's sheath
Purpose fulfilled
Preventing conception, disease
Though perhaps nothing more
Than a lost teenage dream
And there it remained
For all to avoid
Dusty and discarded
Useful no more
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3-19-2010________________
Thursday, January 9, 2014
The Library Cat
Just spent
my last time with TLC.
He rubbed my
hand and then I picked him up. On my
lap, he curled up and slept for a bit.
His chin and one of his paws resting on my hand. Purring like he had just found his place in
the world.
Had to leave
his room for the night or I would never leave.
Didn’t feel
like going home.
Don’t really
feel like staying around the library.
Nowhere else
to go, so I figured I would escape into the numbness of the internet for a bit.
He is old
and, even though I would deny it to the ends of the earth, it is time.
Tomorrow morning
at 9 o’clock there will be one less library cat in the world and that library
will be quieter and lonelier for a while.
Safe journey, old friend...
Tuesday, January 7, 2014
Darkening Sturgeons: Chapter Twenty-Six
Irony.
The new year is beginning as this particular piece of blog fiction is ending.
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DARKENING
STURGEONS
Chapter Twenty-Six
by John L. Harmon
Ben,
leading the way, does not look back as the explosions rock the air. He only focuses on the destination ahead,
while alternating sun and shade strobe-lights across his determined face.
An incline
begins, gradual at first but then steepening.
Trees thin out a bit about halfway up but several claim the top of
Stickler Hill. Ben now stands among
them, catching his breath and seeing what he needs to see.
He does
not notice the birds flying gracefully in the light blue sky. He does not register the squirrels playfully
darting here and there in the trees. He
does not perceive the discarded bananas and prophylactics of a Sunday morning
picnic scattered a few feet away.
This once
quaint, charming, even beautiful town now resembles a war zone. The massive amounts of trees in the
residential areas are gone. What homes
and buildings remain are half-destroyed, jutting out of the earth like jagged
gravestones. And covering the ground
like a blanket of dark snow is Stickler’s presumably dead collection. This is the result Ben was aiming for when he
shot up the laboratory, but he sees that Stickler was right. They were too late.
Clyde,
nearly out of breath, steps up beside his superior. Before a word is spoken, he takes in the destruction
below. The sight of his hometown,
ravaged beyond comprehension and at the hands of his childhood boogeyman,
nearly defeats him. He wants to scream
until his throat is riddled with blood, but instead he begins to whisper a grim
question.
“Do you
think Leslie and Joe…?”
“I don’t
know.”
The
oppressive feeling of having lost everything threatens to morph into utter
despondency when Sam and Christine reach the top of Stickler Hill. Flanking either side of the law enforcement
duo, they absorb the ruins below. While
there is no longtime connection to Sturgeons, they feel a nearly overwhelming
sadness for the men between them.
Believing
it may add a smidge of comfort, Samuel gently offers Ben the item he grabbed
from the entryway, “You forgot this.”
He accepts
the item with a whispered thank you, noticing the lack of labcoat on Samuel
Dwyer. This causes Ben to look down at
his own ragged, dirty uniform and then out upon the vestiges of his
hometown. So much loss. So much devastation, but now it’s over. With this realization he passes the beige hat
of Lawrence to Clyde.
“Ben, I
can’t…”
“Sturgeons
needs to be rebuilt, Clyde, and with it a new Sheriff.”
Clyde
Woodhouse hesitates for a second before accepting the beige but still feels
doubtful, “What about you?”
“I’ll be
around,” Ben answers, momentarily thinking about his dream of writing a novel in
shorthand, “but right now…” He turns to
the complex man who has been in his thoughts since last night. “Samuel Dwyer, I am going to kiss you.”
Samuel
nudges up his black frames and flashes a smile more becoming than any smile he
has flashed before, “It’s about time, Benjamin Straker.” Time slows as two souls unite with a first
kiss born out of mutual respect and attraction.
Clyde nods
his head approvingly, pleased that Ben will have no need for an online dating
service. He turns, putting on the beige
hat of Straker, and faces his sizzlin’ Saturday night date. “I don’t know if I trust you, Dr. Abernathy.”
“That is
fine,” Christine smiles at the sweet man standing before her, “because I trust
you, Sheriff Woodhouse.” Their kiss,
while not their first, joins them in a way they did not fully anticipate.
As the new
duos kiss like there is no tomorrow, on one side of them the Stickler family
home continues to burn with unrestrained fury and on the other side, beyond the
collection-covered stillness of an annihilated Sturgeons, Lake Pontoon shimmers
peacefully in the brilliant afternoon sun.
THE
END
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NOTE from 2022) -
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A huge thank you to all those who have taken the time to read my wayward, voice-activated internet search inspired blog fiction.
Please keep in mind that while Darkening Sturgeons has ended, my blog has not.
Until whatever comes next...
...be it fiction, non-fiction or criminally bad poetry...
...be well, Readers, and Freak Out,
JLH
P.S. If you enjoyed "Darkening Sturgeons" please check out my e-books available from Amazon.
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